addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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