I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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