You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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