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Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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