Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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