I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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