i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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