so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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