your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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