She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
