i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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