I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Dicks are not precious.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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