i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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