I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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