You made me cry and you don't even care
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Randomize
