I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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