she was so not down for the gang bang
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
