She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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