dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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