what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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