Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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