He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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