i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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