I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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