I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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