sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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