Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
There r osticjed everywhere
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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