I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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