you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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