Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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