I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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