So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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