If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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