Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
