Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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