kristin has been a bad kristin
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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