You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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