it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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