i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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