i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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