Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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