at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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