you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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