the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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