loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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