somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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