She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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