No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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