I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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