i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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