no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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