I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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